JUST ASKING... Which startlet has been seen running around town claiming her pool boy stole her last remaining pair of green plastic panties? She needs them to try and seduce her closeted boyfriend who's been seen leaving barnyards late at night...What over-weight, over-the-hill diva has been making ridiculous demands out of her servants as of late? She constantly requires grapes on straws, a metal roof over her head, and always facing North. Her behavoir has gotten her kicked out of 46 sets and proving to be a detterent in her long-expected return to a respectable spotlife.
Answers to last week's: 1) Lassie 2) Zsa Zsa Gabor's Fur Coat
Sunday, February 11, 2007
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Once again the poor likes of the rich and famous are splattered by filth. Who hasn't gotten green panties stolen by the pool boy? What's worse is that it's seen as some sort of crime to force your PAID employees to uphold the sort of extravagance that makes us who we are. Maybe the tabloids should focus on the simpletons, the ones who actually pick up their dog's excrement and leave the stars to do what makes them so tantalizing in their champagne-filled jacuzzi resulting in fantasizable sex-scandals.
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